Brand New Merch

Father Christmas and all his elves got Yuletide boners when they saw the latest Volfsball Merchandise. Products included new badges and stylish Volfsball mugs with the classic Volfsball Stand logo and early release 2016 World Championship Mugs. League Commissioner Marek Larwood said any profits made will go towards the £200 my Dad has already spent on a new fibreglass stand prototype without telling me.

The only negative news was that the Muswell Hill Supermoons team mug came out wonky as Marek failed to check the art work. Marek said “All the other mugs look good, the Supermoons mug looks like shit. A really shit mug that a child has made. The child is ill and is not able to move it’s hands properly.”

Mugs are available for £7 from the Volfsball shop, the Supermoons mug is just £5, and there are only ten in circulation.

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