-
FINAL
CHP
SNA8
12 -
FINAL
KON
HAZ7
4 -
FINAL
TIG
SNA25
15 -
FINAL
CHP
LAN4
9 -
FINAL
KON
MOO9
13 -
FINAL
TIG
HAZ29
7 -
FINAL
CHP
SNA1
9 -
FINAL
LAN
MOO17
18 -
FINAL
KON
TIG9
25 -
Final
HAZ
SNA4
11 -
FINAL
HAZ
SNA11
10 -
FINAL
TIG
MOO12
13 -
FINAL
SNA
MOO13
14 -
FINAL
HAZ
TIG11
7 -
FINAL
SNA
TIG4
18 -
FINAL
HAZ
MOO7
5
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FINAL
HAZ
CHP5
9 -
FINAL
SNA
MOO13
24 -
FINAL
HAZ
CHP17
21 -
FINAL
TIG
MOO14
6 -
FINAL
HAZ
SNA25
17 -
FINAL
KON
CHP14
10 -
FINAL
HAZ
CHP8
8 -
FINAL
HAZ
KON14
13 -
FINAL
GER
KON18
10 -
FINAL
KON
MOO24
12 -
FINAL
GER
MOO16
14 -
Final
SNA
MOO16
10 -
Final
SNA
MOO19
15 -
Final
SNA
MOO19
18 -
Final
MOO
GER22
4 -
Final
SNA
GER13
9 -
Final
KON
MOO13
7 -
Final
KON
MOO13
15 -
Final
KON
MOO6
9 -
Final
GER
MOO4
17 -
Final
GER
KON6
14 -
Final
KON
MOO6
12 -
Final
KON
MOO12
5 -
Final
KON
MOO10
19 -
Final
KON
MOO7
12

Crouch End Tigers 18 v 4 West Wirral Snakehips
- Updated: April 26, 2016
Tigers 18 v 4 Snakehips
Report by Rob Marland
Crouch End Tigers vs West Wirral Snakehips
Tigers – Stronge, Hunt, Nunnery (subs Hart, T. Saunders)
Snakehips – Marland, Utley, Wareing
The Crouch End Tigers were without their captain, Richard Morris, but still fielded the tallest team in volfsball history as 6’5” James Hunt transferred in from the Choke Hazard. The Snakehips were visibly rattled as the game tipped off.
1st Third
The team from the north were right to shit themselves, as rookie Joe Nunnery lobbed in a 5 pointer on the first touch of his volfsball career. The Tigers capitalised on their early lead with a series of easy looping shots over the team in yellow. Utley’s trademark ground game, so successful during Der Goldene Volf, looked as stale as a week old scone. The Tigers led 9-2 at the close of the first.
2nd Third
In the second 3rd both teams were shooting like pissed-up Elmer Fudds. A total embarrassment to the game. The only highlight was provided by a pair of dogs with a taste for raw flour, who hoovered up at least 3 quids’ worth of pitch markings.
3rd Third
Into the final quarter and, with the Tigers leading 10-3, the Snakehips stepped up their defensive game. But Joe Nunnery cemented his man-of-the-match status with a powerful one-pointer and diving offensive rebound, driving the Snakehips to desperate volfsball attempts. With 15 seconds to play, Matt Stronge powered home a volfsball for the Tigers, rocketing his side to an 18-4 victory. The Snakehips tied the Germinators’ record for the fewest points scored in a game, an honour they will not be bragging about to their mums.
Shots | Hits | % | Pts | PPS | Blks/Int | Off Reb | Volfsballs | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Rob Marland (Snakehips) | 7 | 1 | 14 | 1 | 0.14 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Hannah Wareing (Snakehips) | 5 | 1 | 20 | 1 | 0.2 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Andy Utley (Snakehips) | 10 | 2 | 20 | 2 | 0.2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Matt Stronge (Tigers) | 5 | 2 | 40 | 6 | 1.2 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
James Hunt (Tigers) | 5 | 3 | 60 | 3 | 0.6 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Joe (Tigers) | 11 | 4 | 36 | 8 | 0.73 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Rich Hall (Tigers) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Thom Saunders (Tigers) | 3 | 1 | 33 | 1 | 0.33 | 0 | 0 | 0 |